The Very Funny Pogo Stick Girl

Once upon a time, there lived a funny girl.  And she loved to crack eggs, but she didn't know how to.  So she jumped out of the window of the kitchen.  But she was a teenager, so she was safe.  She loved to jump.  So she decided to break the eggs by jumping on them.  She made an egg cracker.  She also liked to ride her pogo stick in the kitchen.  She had a real helmet that she wore when she rode her pogo stick.  She liked to pump her pogo stick on the eggs.  The end.

The Girl that Never went to Bed

Once upon a time there lived a little girl that loved to dance more than anything else in the world.  She had a green hat.  It was a St. Patrick's hat that was all green.  She lived in an orphanage.  She had a leotard and she never took it off, even at night time.  Never ever.  And she wore it all night and she never took it off.  She danced all night.  And she never went to bed.  Even the next night, she didn't go to bed.  She didn't like going to bed.  She just stayed up dancing in the orphanage.  And she never stopped dancing.  And she never went to bed again. The end. 

Sheila the Brave

Once upon a time, there lived a little girl and her name was Sheila.  She went blueberry picking, but a thunderstorm came.  And there were lots of wolves in the thunderstorm.  A wolf ate Sheila's map and she didn't know how to go home.  But suddenly, Sheila's mom threw her a map. The wolves chased Sheila, but she jumped over a house.  And the door to the house was on the roof.  Sheila jumped over the roof.  It was a big house.  The wolf didn't know what to do.  Sheila was safe from the wolf inside house.  The wolf didn't know how to get to her house. It was in Colorado.  So Sheila got in a plane that only girls who were lost could get in to.  And she flew to Colorado.  She lived happily ever after.

The People who took the Snacks

Once upon a time, a family went to a beach.  But they left their snacks there.  They didn't know what to do.  They wanted to get the snacks back.  So they went back to the beach to get them, but someone had already taken the snacks.  They were craisins and crackers.  Actually, when the people were sleeping, they put the snacks under their bed.  The family tip toed in and took the snacks from under their beds and took them home to their kitchen.  When the people woke up, they looked for the snacks, but they weren't there!