Once upon a time there was a princess who had 18 kids. And the kids loved spaghetti and meatballs. And once, they were eating spaghetti and meatballs and they loved it so much that they decided to throw their meatballs. So their mommy and daddy told them, "You must have good manners for the tea party tonight." So they went and got dressed in their fanciest clothes and they rushed downstairs with their high heels and black shoes on. The tea party was celebrating Elizabeth getting married. She was 40 years old. And she danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced. Elizabeth got married to her boyfriend and they lived happily ever after. The end.
