Wings Club

Once upon a time, there was a school called Alfia.  It was a college.  It was a fun college.  It was a wonderful school for fairies.  There was also another school called Red Fountain.  It was a high school too.  There were boys who lived at Red Fountain, but they weren't fairies.  They were more like superheros.  There were five friends from each school that liked each other.  Some of the girls didn't have boyfriends but most of them did.  The boyfriends and girlfriends names were Bloom and Brandon, Sky and Stella, Timmy and Techna, and Musa and Riven.  One day, Stella and Sky went on a date to Black Lagoon.  Stella and Sky were really excited.  At the lagoon, there were three bad witches who attacked.  There names were Icy, Darcy, and Stormy. But luckily, Stella had her scepter and her power, and Sky had his light saver.  So they won the battle with the witches.  They got back to the school safely and they went to bed.  They woke up in the morning and they had a breakfast of eggs and bacon.

Eight years later, all of the fairies and all of the boys had a fight with the witch's huge, huge, huge army.  The army had 5,000 monsters.  The fairies didn't win the battle but they were still alive.  They had had a rough day, but they still could walk the stairs to bed.  And they lived happily ever after.  The end.

The Sister Barbies and the Brother who Ran Away

Once upon a time, there were some barbies.  Their names were Sarah, Doodie, Jane, Elizabeth, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Blooming-face, monkey chicken, and Alicia.  The main character's name was Sarah, and she loved books.  The book that she was reading was The Monster and the Cave.  She read a tiny bit, and what it said was, "Once there was a vet, and the vet's name was Raven." Then Sarah shut her book and looked out the window and saw a big furry monster!  It was a humungous money!  Sarah grabbed her father's stick and killed that monkey.  Then Sarah ran away and no one ever saw her again.  But then someone saw her again and they brought Sarah back to her parents.  All of her other barbie sisters came to see her.  But Doodie, the brother barbie, punched his way through the crowd of other barbies.  So he ran away and no one ever saw him again.  The end.

The Happily Ever After Dance

Once upon a time there was a princess who had 18 kids.  And the kids loved spaghetti and meatballs.  And once, they were eating spaghetti and meatballs and they loved it so much that they decided to throw their meatballs.  So their mommy and daddy told them, "You must have good manners for the tea party tonight."  So they went and got dressed in their fanciest clothes and they rushed downstairs with their high heels and black shoes on.  The tea party was celebrating Elizabeth getting married.  She was 40 years old.  And she danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced.  Elizabeth got married to her boyfriend and they lived happily ever after.  The end.

The Meatball Party

Once upon a time there was a little meatball.  He loved to eat spaghetti and meatballs.  Then he went to play with his meatball friends.  They loved spaghetti too.  One day there was a spaghetti and meatball fight and they were all throwing meatballs at each other.  They were wrapping each other up in spaghetti. 

Once day it was the meatball's birthday.  He got a present that was a unicorn, and a pony, and a foxie.  And he got a big huge chicken pockie wing.  And a big huge tent with a big huge trampoline.  He had a happy birthday. And they played lots of games like hip hop hop and chicken pockie stand on your head.  They ate up the cake and the meatballs loved the spaghetti on top of the cake.  It had vanilla frosting on top too and it was yummy for meatballs.  And the meatball got a new bike, and they ran home.  And he had a happy rest of the day.  The end.   

Rose and the Birthday Party with lots and lots of Cake

Once upon a time, there lived a girl whose name was Rose.  She loved to tell jokes and she was very funny and she loved to say chicken pockie!  One day it was her birthday and she made strawberry cake with vanilla icing.  And she wrote a HUGE chicken pockie on it.  She pumped up her jumpy houses and then she tidied up her clothes and then she ran to tidy up her house.  She cleared all the plates and slid down the railing to go make some home-made licorice to send home in goody bags.  Rose bumped out of the door and she made her cards outside.  Then she ran to go invite people with her cards.  She gave out paper, envelopes, crafts and lots of different things.  Then her friends came tumbling back to her house.  They jumped on the bouncy houses and played lots and lots of fun games like leap frog and hullabaloo and all sorts of them.  All of the friends ate up the cake.  Rose had a very fun birthday party...the end!

The Fox who had a Fun Birthday Party

Once upon a time, there was a fox who liked to have parties.  And one day, it was his birthday.  So he ran to the kitchen and made a cake with frosting and sprinkles.  And the fox ran to invite people. Then he turned on the radio and he turned on his favorite song and he hung up balloons and streamers.  And he turned on the Christmas lights.  Then his friends came and they ate the cake all up.  Then they had a dance party to the music.  And they listened to the friends' favorite songs.  Then they played games and jumped on his jumpy house and trampoline.  After, the friends went home and they had a happy birthday party.  The end. 

Phoebe's jokes

Why was the broom late for work?
Because he over-swept!

Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet

What do you call a pig that knows karate? 

  - A pork chop!

What do cows like to do at night?

Watch a moooovie

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot