The Tale of the Mouse and the Sled and the Cake and the Friends

Once upon a time, there was a mouse and the mouse had a trunk.  And the mouse had a really nice time with his trunk.  And the little mouse was 8.  And it was Christmas time.  His friends had lots of presents, but he didn't.  So he grabbed his sled and with all the snow, he slid down the hill.  And he had a little little little piece of cheese.  That's all he had for a present.  So after that, he walked and walked and walked down the hill.  He went to a place where you could buy anything you wanted, but for free.  So he bought chocolate bars, M&Ms, smarties, tootsie rolls, starbursts, and huge huge huge packets of tons and tons of baby dolls.  And he bought beautiful little bowls and cups and tea pots and stuff.  Then he ran home and he got a bowl and he got a whip and he made a huge huge yummy, yummy cake.  Then he invited all his friends over.  And then he covered the huge cake with all the candy that he got.  Then he grabbed all the books and they had a book fest.  And they had cake walks, and they had a huge huge party.  And then they went sledding all the way down the hill to Mr. Fox's house.  Then they made a cake for Mr. Fox's birthday.  And they lived happily ever.  The end.

The Bloominghead made her own Piano

Once upon a time, there was a blooming head.  And she wanted to have some bloomin' cookies that morning for breakfast.  But one of the cookies was poisonous.  So she put some jam on her cookies.  It was magical jam and it made the cookie un-poisonous.  The blooming head's name was McDonalds, and she sold pink lemonade from her house.  And it was 105 bucks.  She made her own pink lemonade cup.   Then, she made some hot chocolate to put in the pink lemonade cup.  And she also made some cookies to go with the hot chocolate.  She really liked the cookies she made.  And she made her own piano in her own house.  She liked the new piano.  Her husband was so surprised when he got home that he started playing it.  And he played it and played it and played it until dinner time.  From that day on, her husband did not stop playing the piano until his whole life was over.  The end.