Why was the broom late for work?
Because he over-swept!
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Because he over-swept!
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
- A pork chop!
What do cows like to do at night?
Watch a moooovie
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
A carrot
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